did you get engaged???
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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