then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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