Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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