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oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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