My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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