after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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