They should really pass out barf bags in church
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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