I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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