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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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