People with herpes should wear stickers.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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