All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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