never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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