i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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