i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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