Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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