your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
