found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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