Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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