But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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