I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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