D3 body, D1 cock
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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