If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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