fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize