ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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