i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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