if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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