You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
