when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The feeling are messing with the penis
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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