so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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