Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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