ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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