Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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