we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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