butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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