I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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