do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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