I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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