About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
So squirting runs in the family.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize