did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
