If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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