do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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