IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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