This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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