I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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