I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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