All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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