yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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