I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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