This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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