i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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