All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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