Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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