Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
