ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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