How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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